Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
We talked him into tasing himself.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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