I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
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If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
i believe in u and ur pee
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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