Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i barfeds in our rink
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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