Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
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Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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