so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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