she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
We're too hungover to prance.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Randomize
