would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I just found a bag of teeth...
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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