There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
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So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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