you guys were way drunker than both of me
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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