I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
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I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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