You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
We are all done wearing pants today
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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