Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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