The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
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siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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