So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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