Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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