apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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