Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
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I'm the Oprah of jello shots
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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