we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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