I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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