OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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