All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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