He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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