Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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