he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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