So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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