We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
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I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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