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• (858): View more from California

  Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...

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• (406): View more from Montana

  We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.

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• (530): View more from California

  Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.

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• (714): View more from California

  If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.

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• (626): View more from California

  It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.

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• (707): View more from California

  I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?

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