At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
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to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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