I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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