i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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