I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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