Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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