My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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