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Operation Purity has been aborted
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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