I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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