Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
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I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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