Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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