Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
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I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
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Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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