Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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