i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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