It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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