do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
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She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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