Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
17 Women That Lost Condoms Up Their Lady Parts
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
23 People Confess The Most F*cked Up Thing Guests Have Done In Their House
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.