Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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