I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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