when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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