Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
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you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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