I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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