she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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