i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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