I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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