question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
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He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
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PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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