I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
This is my gift to your gina
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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