Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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