The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do vagina's smell?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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