Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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