well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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